"Shop Dingus" text in bold red font with smiley face on pink background.

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Open washing machine with jewels and luxury items spilling out against a blue background.
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Close-up of a puppet with light hair, purple eyeshadow, and a pearl necklace.
Two white poodles sitting on a pink background.
Pink gift bag filled with star and moon themed accessories, featuring heart motifs.
Barbie doll with heart-shaped locket containing photo of Ken